Napoleon Dynamite T-shirt selection

Directed by Jared Hess, the Napoleon Dynamite movie tells the story of a teenager named Napoleon, whose uncle comes to stay with he and his brother after their grandmother breaks her tailbone riding an ATV. Uncle Rico's presence has a chaotic effect on their lives, nearly ruining Napoleon's relationship with his new friend Deb. Below, we present a selection of flippin' sweet Napoleon Dynamite t-shirts that includes the familiar Vote for Pedro t-shirt, inspired by Pedro's campaign to become class president. Other tees include the Napoleon Dynamite Liger shirt and the gimme some tots tee. Celebrate the movie that made moon boots and tetherball cool again. Also, browse additional merchandise, such as Napoleon Dynamite costumes, action figures, moon boots, posters, and hats.
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The word 'flip' is a euphemism that Napoleon uses in place of a much harsher four-letter word. For example, after he learns that his grandma has been injured on an ATV he says, "What the flip was Grandma doing at the sand dunes?" Steer clear of profanity with this Flippin' Sweet Napoleon Dynamite t-shirt, a reflection on the culture of Preston, Idaho.

Pedro Sanchez is new to Preston High, but he's wasting no time in campaigning for Student Body President. You can show your support with this Vote for Pedro t-shirt that is available here as an affordable ringer T. Pedro is running against Summer Wheatly (Haylie Duff), your typical popular, blond elitist. Pedro campaigns with the promise, "Vote for me, and all your wildest dreams will come true." Wear this tee with your wig, glasses, and moon boots for a complete Napoleon Dynamite costume.

These liger Napoleon Dynamite t-shirts feature an image of Napoleon's favorite animal, the liger. In the movie, Deb questions him about the animal after she sees him drawing one in his notebook. He explains to her, a liger is "like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic." The design on these liger shirts features an image of the animal roaring, complete with a mane and diffuse stripes.

This white Napoleon Dynamite t-shirt features the phrase, "Gimme some!" printed on the front of the tee, beneath an image of a pile of Tator Tots (a.k.a. Tots). This is in reference to a scene in the movie where Randy, the school bully, tells Napoleon to give him some Tots. After being told to go find his own, Randy kicks Napoleon's pocket, smashing the Tots. The design on this piece of Napoleon Dynamite merchandise is also available on hats.

This Rex Kwon Do Napoleon Dynamite tee advertises the Rex Kwon Do martial arts dojo, where for $300 sensei and ex-ultimate fighter Rex (Diedrich Bader) can train you. In the movie, Uncle Rico tries to sell Rex's wife Starla breast enlargement supplements. Rex considers this an insult and severely beats Rico. Like Liger shirts, Rex's outfit is a great idea for a Napoleon Dynamite costume.

These bestselling vintage Preston High J.V. Tetherball Squad Napoleon Dynamite t-shirts feature an image of a tetherball pole and ball on the front, along with the group's full title, "Preston High J.V. Tetherball Squad." The back of the tee features the question, "Wanna play me?" printed near the top.

The design on the front of this red Napoleon Dynamite t-shirt reads, "Girls like guys with skills." In the middle of the chest is a white silhouette image of Napoleon holding his nunchucks over his shoulders, poised to attack. Use the funny Napoleon Dynamite quote on this tee the next time your friends ask for dating advice. This tee is the perfect gift to give with the Vote for Pedro t-shirt, which will guarantee that Pedro offers you protection.

This funny Napoleon Dynamite tee features a gray image of Pedro's bike, the Sledgehammer. The name of the bike can be seen on the diagonal part of the frame. Around the bike is the quote Napoleon uses to describe Pedro's two-wheeler. He stares at the bike and says, "Shocks... pegs... Lucky." He then asks Pedro, "You ever take it off any sweet jumps?" This Napoleon Dynamite merchandise item is perfect for fans of the Jon Heder movie or biking.

"I wish you'd get out of my life and shut up!" Tell it like it is with this quote from Napoleon Dynamite. Pair this officially licensed tee with Napoleon Dynamite Liger shirts, which feature the word "LIGER" and an image of the animal. In the movie, Napoleon describes a liger by saying, "It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic." The flippin' sweet liger tees are available in a variety of colors and styles, including both men's, women's, and kids. Wear this design with Napoleon Dynamite hats, boxer shorts, sweatshirts, and hoodies.

"Back in '82, I used to be able to throw a pigskin a quarter mile," Uncle Rico tells Kip (Aaron Ruell) in the movie. This Napoleon Dynamite t-shirt celebrates Uncle Rico's passion for the pigskin by promoting his football camp. This is a staff shirt from the camp. The design on the front of this tee is also available in green/yellow and light-blue/pink. The design reads, "Uncle Rico's Football Camp, Since 1982." As shown on the left, a small blue staff logo is printed on the upper back of the T, near the neck. Can you throw a football over a mountain? Rico can.

These YESSSSS Napoleon Dynamite t-shirts feature an image of a cow underneath Napoleon's catchphrase, "YESSSSS." In the movie, Napoleon delivers this line at an FFA milk-tasting contest. After drinking from one of the glasses of milk, he says, "This tastes like the cow got into an onion patch." The judge tells him that he is correct, to which he replies, "Yesssss."

This Napoleon Dynamite tee is available in eight different colors, including black, maroon, and brown. The front of the tee features a cool Napoleon Dynamite quote from the movie. When a kid on Napoleon's bus asks him what he's going to do today, Napoleon replies, "Whatever I feel like I wanna do, Gosh!" Wear this T as part of a flippin' sweet Napoleon Dynamite costume.

This hilarious Napoleon Dynamite t-shirt features one of Kip's best lines from the movie. "Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day." Now you can wear this tee to let everybody know that you've been chatting online with babes all day too. The front of these Ts feature a simple black ink rendering of a computer, which sits above the movie quote, "I've been chatting online with babes all day." Buy this tee along with one of the cool liger shirts shown above.