A Christmas Story t-shirt Gallery

The movie A Christmas Story has become a holiday tradition, in part due to the 24 hour marathon that airs each year on Christmas Eve. Peter Billingsley stars as 9-year-old Ralphie Parker, a boy who wants one thing for Christmas, an official carbine-action Red Ryder BB gun. His hopes are thwarted after he is repeatedly warned, "You'll shoot your eye out kid." We triple dog dare you to browse our selection of A Christmas Story t-shirts. Order a Christmas Story leg lamp t-shirt, or purchase a real leg lamp and let everyone know that "it's a major award."
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What is the name of The Lone Ranger's nephew's horse? This is the trivia question that appears in The Old Man's (Mr. Parker's) newspaper. He ends up winning the leg lamp after Ralphie's mom gives him the right answer. He proudly displays the leg lamp in his window, which prompts his neighbor to ask, "What is that?" The Old Man replies, "It's a Major Award!" Order a real Christmas Story leg lamp on the right. Be careful, they're "fra-gee-lay."

In the movie A Christmas Story, Ralphie helps his father change a flat tire on the family car, a 1937 Model 6, four-door Oldsmobile sedan. Ralphie's father accidentally knocks a hubcap full of lug nuts from his son's hands, prompting Ralphie to utter the queen mother of dirty words, the "f-dash-dash-dash" word. Due to the movie's PG rating and the screenwriter's knack for humor, we hear Ralphie say, "Oh fudge," instead of the dreaded four-letter expletive. This Oh Fudge Christmas Story t-shirt displays the Ralphie quote from the movie.

Customize this Ralphie bunny costume Christmas Story tee by choosing different types of apparel colors and styles. You can also add custom text. We added the name "Ralphie" under the design using Desyrel font. In the movie, Ralphie's Aunt Clara gives him the pink bunny costume as a gift, and his mother makes him put it on, since his aunt went through all the trouble to make it for him.

Available from the A Christmas Story House Gift Shop in Cleveland, these leg lamps are about as official as they come. Choose from a variety of sizes, from the beautiful 50-inch life-size movie replica to small desktop leg lamps. Night-lights and indoor/outdoor holiday light strands are also available. You can even choose to have your leg lamp shipped in a wooden crate that reads "FRAGILE" like in the movie. Give someone you love one of these "major awards." A Christmas Story leg lamp can be displayed in your window year round, or as the perfect holiday decoration.

These Christmas Story t-shirts display an image of Ralphie Parker after a BB nearly takes out his eye. One of the lenses in his glasses is shattered, which happened when he shot his carbine-action Red Ryder BB Gun at a paper target perched on top of a metal sign. Above the image of Ralphie is the A Christmas Story quote, "You will shoot your eye out kid!" If this happens to you, then you can use the story that an icicle broke your glasses.

Give this popular You'll Shoot Your Eye Out A Christmas Story t-shirt as a gift with the original movie poster. The poster image includes Ralphie Parker in his bunny suit, The Old Man holding his leg lamp, and Ralphie's mom losing the turkey to the neighbor's hound dogs. The latter prompted the Parker family to have Peking Duck instead, which resulted in a fit of laughter. Purchase the A Christmas Story movie poster on the right.

In one of the most memorable scenes from the movie, Ralphie's friends Flick and Schwartz argue over whether or not a person's tongue will stick to a frozen flagpole. After a series of dares, Schwartz issues Flick a "triple dog-dare," the coup de grâce of all dares. In doing so, Schwartz bypasses the triple dare and goes straight from the double dog-dare to the triple dog-dare, "a slight breach of etiquette." As we know, poor Flick was wrong.

Take aim in this vintage looking You'll Shoot Your Eye Out Red Ryder BB Gun t-shirt. Manufactured by Daisy Outdoor Products, the Red Ryder BB Gun first went on sale in 1938, the year before the movie's fictional setting of December 1939. The gun was named after the comic strip character Red Ryder. It is arguably the most famous BB gun in American history. In the Christmas Story movie, Ralphie Parker wants a Red Ryder BB Gun for Christmas, but he is repeatedly rebuffed with the warning "You'll shoot your eye out". His father gives in and gets him the BB gun.

The fronts of these A Christmas Story t-shirts display a red toned image of Ralphie Parker wearing a snow hat. We all remember his innocent face with the bar of Lifebuoy Soap in his mouth. It's his punishment for using the queen mother of dirty words, only we don't actually hear these words in the movie. Instead, we hear the A Christmas Story quote, "Oh Fudge!" displayed on this tee. The narrator uses this instead of the real expletive.

This tee celebrates Ralphie's dad's reaction upon receiving the Christmas Story leg lamp. Before he opens the wooden crate that contains the leg lamp, he attempts to make sense of the word printed on the outside of the crate. He sounds out each syllable, "FRA-GI-LE." Confused, he remarks, "It must be Italian." The front of this shirt shows the Old Man's quote, "It's a major award!" An image of the prize is displayed next to the quote and the words "This end up, FRAGILE" are printed on the back. It is available in both men's and women's sizes.

This Ralphie bunny costume Christmas Story t-shirt celebrates the embarrassing pink bunny costume that Ralphie's Aunt Clara gives him for Christmas. The ridiculous costume prompts Mr. Parker to comment, "He looks like a deranged Easter Bunny." The front of this Christmas Story t-shirt echoes this very sentiment. The movie logo appears above an image of Ralphie in his costume. After Mrs. Parker disagrees with her husband's comment, he quickly adds, "He looks like a pink nightmare!" Soon after, The Old Man surprises Ralphie with a Red Ryder BB Gun, citing that he had one when he was a boy.

This funny shirt celebrates the time-honored triple dog dare. The design show's Flick and Ralphie side by side above the challenge, "I triple dog dare you!" As the narrator (adult Ralphie) states in the A Christmas Story movie, "The exact exchange and nuance of phrase in this ritual is very important." Ralphie's friend Schwartz double dog dares his friend Flick to stick his tongue to a frozen flagpole. When the double dog dare isn't enough, Schwartz skips ahead to the triple dog dare.

In the movie, Ralphie's little brother is so bundled up that he complains, "I can't put my arms down." The popular A Christmas Story quote is displayed on the fronts of these Christmas Story t-shirts, in addition to an image of Randy standing in the snow. The cumbersome outfit also prevents Randy from getting up when he falls. This is seen when Scut Farkus, the neighborhood bully, confronts several of the kids. As the narrator describes in the movie, "Randy lay there like a slug. It was his only defense."